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Mud Slut Mafia Apparel Co.

Mountain Oysters

$30.00 USD

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It Takes Mountain Oysters to Follow the GOAT 🐐

Built for the ones who aren’t scared of a little rock, dirt, or questionable decision-making. This black tee features The GOAT Offroad Tours on the front chest with a bold full-back design featuring a rock-crawling SXS, rugged mountain terrain, and the saying:

“It Takes Mountain Oysters to Follow the GOAT.”

Perfect for trail riders, rock crawlers, and anyone brave enough to try to keep up with The GOAT.

Details:

Black short-sleeve tee
Small left-chest design
Large full-back graphic
Unisex fit
Designed for the off-road crowd
MSM Apparel Co. x The GOAT Offroad Tours

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Store Credit and Shipping Schedule

Since our items are made just for you, we do not offer refunds.

If anything is customized for you, we do not accept returns on those items or offer store credit. So please make sure you order the right size.

All sales are final.

If you ordered the wrong size on any item on our website (excludes hats/hype chains/stickers/custom creations), we’re happy to help!

You may return your item and receive store credit valid for 60 days.

To be eligible for store credit:

You must contact us within 14 days of delivery
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and unaltered
Items must be returned in original condition

We must receive the original item back before the store credit is issued.

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.

Please mail returns to:

MSM
PO Box 1071
South Point, OH 45680

If you have any questions before sending your item back, feel free to message us — we’re happy to help!

Shipping Schedule

Orders placed Friday–Monday: Fulfilled Monday/Tuesday → Ships Wednesday

Orders placed Tuesday–Thursday before 3 PM: Fulfilled within 1–2 business days → Ships Wednesday or Friday, depending on when production is completed.

Our regular shipping days are Wednesday and Friday. Custom, preorder, and made-to-order items are excluded from this schedule and may have longer processing times.

Orders placed after 3 PM Thursday: Fulfilled beginning Monday → Ships no later than Wednesday

Mountain Oysters